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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}

{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}

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{"fact":"Cats only use their meows to talk to humans, not each other. The only time they meow to communicate with other felines is when they are kittens to signal to their mother.","length":170}

{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

{"fact":"Some Siamese cats appear cross-eyed because the nerves from the left side of the brain go to mostly the right eye and the nerves from the right side of the brain go mostly to the left eye. This causes some double vision, which the cat tries to correct by \u201ccrossing\u201d its eyes.","length":275}

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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}

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