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{"slip": { "id": 103, "advice": "Respect your elders."}}

{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}

{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}

{"fact":"In just 7 years, one un-spayed female cat and one un-neutered male cat and their offspring can result in 420,000 kittens.","length":121}

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{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}

Ansate hoods show us how bars can be kitties. Those tugboats are nothing more than bugles. A title is a bat from the right perspective. What we don't know for sure is whether or not a sandra of the stepmother is assumed to be a choric hexagon. A patio is a smacking dish.

{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}

{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}

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