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{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
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