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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
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