{"type":"general","setup":"Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?","punchline":"Guilty","id":105}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the coffee file a police report?","punchline":"It got mugged.","id":431}
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{"fact":"A cat's smell is their strongest sense, and they rely on this leading sense to identify people and objects; a feline's sense of smell is 14x better than a human's.","length":163}
{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
{"slip": { "id": 154, "advice": "State the problem in words as clearly as possible."}}
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